Rob Morrison’s screw-ups
“Those who don’t make mistakes don’t make anything at all.” Not sure who wrote this quote originally. It’s been appropriated by lots of people – Lenin, Einstein, Denis Pagan and now me. I was reminded of …
“Those who don’t make mistakes don’t make anything at all.” Not sure who wrote this quote originally. It’s been appropriated by lots of people – Lenin, Einstein, Denis Pagan and now me. I was reminded of …
Of all the nasty tricks played on freelancers, welching on payments is the worst. You've been caught. I've been caught. Don't be caught. Read on... “The most important thing this agency produces is invoices.” It was …
I've been given guideline directives. A 44 page brand guideline book and a 26 page copy guideline book stand out. The brand guideline book was a minutely detailed straitjacket and the client's past advertising suggested …
Well, it’s that time of year again. No, I’m not talking about people decorating their cars like reindeer – which I never really understood. Are you sitting inside Rudolph? Ewwww. And I’m not talking about those weary …
I love words. I love playing with grammar for effect. I love using words for their power. Words are a huge part of my creativity. They are for ad creatives like Rob Morrison too. Words …
I was swapping notes with another industry veteran a few weeks ago and the conversation inevitably turned to “I remember when…” We exchanged stories. Lamented changes. Reminisced about a time when the rule of thumb …
Ah, the bottom drawer. That treasure trove of brilliance we’re all yearning to attach the electrodes, then flick the switch so we can all scream, “It’s alive.” Every creative I know has one. A bottom drawer …
Andy Warhol would have made a great art director. You could argue his Campbell’s Soup Can is the best commercial layout of all time. Mind you, you can imagine the argument at both agency and …
That commercial about understanding each other and dealing with a difficult day is running on TV again. Australia Day is on the horizon. It's the dilemma no one has the balls to solve. But Rob …
Hate a client? Of course, you do. We've all been tortured by one. Most of us by many more than one. This is Morrison's version of a classic Christmas story. It has meanness, humour, community …
I hinted at this story in my last oped and a few former colleagues fanned the flames on my social feeds. So, I figure it’s time to come clean. I’m hoping the statute of limitations …
Something important happened with my last OpEd for The Stable. If you were quick, you’d have noticed some glaring typos. Some of my super smart, wordsmithing friends caught the errors before they were in wide …
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